Dance Of The Crackpots letra

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited
It's a public party and you're all invited
Let's cut the custard, see the mustard
Please hold steady 'till we're maladjusted
Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de
Invite the Germans home for tea
Let them mock and let them sneer
The wise young crackpot knows no fear

The emancipation that's sweeping the nation
When it seemed that the world was sunk
You can bet your boots on your own pursuits
History is bunk
From Rosemary Clooney to Jerry Lee Lewis
From Debussy to Thelonius Monk
It's the modern art of the human heart
The shape of things to funk, funk, funk

Let's see you do it, you always knew it
It's totally impossible to misconstrue it
In sight of the fact and in spite of the fashion
Living is a lap-top animated fashion
Pay no attention to the bones of contention
To the new-age boogie for the old-age pension
Let them stop and let them score
We'll get madder - we were born

Motivation is the new sensation
The fantasy keeps you fit
On the human assumption, you don't have the gumption
Get up and do your bit
Being daft is a therapy class
Which sharpens up your wits
Totally enthusic about the music
And it shows in the face you sit, sit, sit

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited
It's a public party and you're all invited
Let's cut the custard, see the mustard
Please hold steady 'till we're maladjusted
Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de
Invite the Germans home for tea
Let them mock and let them sneer
Wise young crackpots know no fear

Emancipation that's sweeping the nation
Worldwide tonic funk
You can bet your boots on your own pursuits
History is bunk
From Rosemary Clooney to Jerry Lee Lewis
From Debussy to Thelonius Monk
It's the modern art in the human heart
The shape of things to funk, funk, funk, funk, funk

Ian Dury - Letras

• (You're My) Inspiration
• All Those Who Say OK
• Apples
• Back To Blighty
• Ballard Of The Sulphate Strangler
• Ban The Bomb
• Bed o' Roses No. 9
• Bill Haley's Last Words
• Billericay Dickie
• Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself In London)
• Bit Of Kit
• Blackmail Man
• Blockheads
• Body Song
• Broken Skin
• Bus Driver's Prayer
• Byline Browne
• Cacka Boom
• Clevor Trever
• Cowboys
• Crippled With Nerves
• D'Orine The Cow
• Dance Little Rude Boy
• Dance Of The Crackpots
• Dance Of The Screamers
• Delusions Of Grandeur
• Don't Ask Me
• England's Glory
• Father
• Fly In The Ointment
• Friends
• Funky Disco (Pops)
• Game On
• Geraldine
• Girls (Watching)
• Happy Hippy
• Have A Word
• Heavy Living
• Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Honeysuckle Highway
• Huffety Puff
• I Believe
• I Could Lie
• I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
• If I Was With A Woman
• Inbetweenies
• It Ain't Cool
• Itinerant Child
• London Talking
• Lonely (Town)
• Looking For Harry
• Love Is All
• Lullaby For Franc(i/e)s
• Mash It Up Harry
• Mischief
• My Old Man
• No Such Thing As Love
• O.K Roland
• O'Donegal
• Oh Mr. Peanut
• One Love
• Over The Points
• Pardon
• Patience (So What?)
• PC Honey
• Percy The Poet
• Peter The Painter
• Poo-Poo In The Prawn
• Poor Joey
• Quick Quick Slow
• Quiet
• Really Glad You Came
• Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part 3)
• Red (Letter)
• Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy
• Rough Kids
• Sink My Boats
• Spasticus Autisticus
• Sueperman's Big Sister
• Sweet Gene Vincent
• Take Me To The Cleaners
• Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup, Your Sitting On The Chicken
• Tell Your Daddy
• Thank You Mum
• That Enough Of That
• The Badger And The Rabbit
• The Call-Up
• The Man With No Face
• The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
• The Passing Show
• The Right People
• The Roadette Song
• This Is What We Find
• Trust (Is A Must)
• Twenty Tiny Fingers
• Two Old Dogs Without A Name
• Uncoolohol
• Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
• Upminster Kid
• Very Personal
• Wait (For Me)
• Waiting For Your Taxi
• Wake Up And Make Love With Me
• What A Waste
• Who's to Know?
• Yes & No (Paula)
• You're My Baby
• You're The Why
• Your Horoscope